Their phone battery always dies at 5%.
They always get stuck behind slow walkers on sidewalks.
Their coffee is always lukewarm by the time they drink it.
Their laundry always comes out with a single sock missing.
Their alarm clock always goes off 3 minutes before they need to get up.
They always get a small stain on their shirt right before an important meeting.
They always step in a puddle when wearing their favorite shoes.
Their socks always get wet in the rain, even when they're wearing waterproof shoes.
Their favorite ice cream flavor is always out of stock at the store.
Their shoelaces always come undone at the worst possible moment.
They always get stuck behind someone taking up two parking spaces.
Their seatbelt always gets twisted and takes a minute to untangle.
Their favorite website loads slowly
Their favorite cereal always has a few soggy pieces at the bottom of the box.
Their favorite pen always runs out of ink in the middle of an important note.
Their favorite pair of socks always develops a hole at the heel.
They always drop a penny, and it rolls to the farthest corner of the room.
They always find a loose thread on their clothing, and it drives them crazy.
Their phone screen always has a tiny smudge that they can't quite wipe off.
They always find a single, stray hair on their clothing after getting dressed.
They always have to wait for the microwave to finish its last few seconds.
They always have a single, stubborn eyelash that keeps falling into their eye.
They always have to wait for an elevator that's going in the opposite direction.
They always have a single, unexplained itch on their body.
Their favorite song comes on the radio right as they're about to leave their car.
They always have a single, annoying typo in their important emails.
Their favorite TV show is always interrupted by a brief commercial right before the best part.
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